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funny quotesWhen it comes to exercise and fitness, there are two primary camps. Those that do and those that don't. Very few of us would dispute the manifold benefits of participating in regular, vigorous exercise. Yet in spite of the consequences of not exercising, too many of us still don't.
Recently, while web surfing (a favorite form of exercise for many) for tips on getting motivated to exercise, I came upon a number of enlightening and humorous quotes. Many just made sense and others simply made me chuckle, probably because I could see myself saying the very same thing. Take a look at these quotes by some great and some not so great people and see if you can't find something to help motivate you to start doing that which you know you should. Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
Movement is a medicine for creating change
in a person’s physical, emotional, and mental states.
Walking is the best possible exercise.
Habituate yourself to walk very far.
Exercise is good for your mind, body, and soul.
Running is a big question mark that’s there each and every day. It asks you, “Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
Exercise and application produce order in our affairs, health of body, cheerfulness of mind, and these make us precious to our friends.
You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it.
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.
I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Exercise: you don’t have time not to.
Exercise is done against one’s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Exercise and temperance can preserve something of our early strength even in old age.
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it: if you are sick you shouldn’t take it.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Patients should have rest, food, fresh air, and exercise – the quadrangle of health.
Nothing’s better than the wind to your back, the sun in front of you, and your friends beside you.
The goal in life is living in agreement with nature.
By increasing oxygen, you can bring your body’s metabolic process into balance.
No matter who you are, no matter what you do, you absolutely, positively do have the power to change.
Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won’t be consistent.
It is remarkable how ones wits are sharpened by physical exercise.
Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties.
It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor.
True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are united.
them, and often has no opportunity to exercise judgment….
Be short in all religious exercises. Better leave the people longing than
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that’s the problem.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
The only exercise I get is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
I exercise every morning without fail. One eyelid goes up and the other follows.
I don’t exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.
We are under exercised as a nation. We look instead of play. We ride instead of walk. Our existence deprives us of the minimum of physical activity essential for healthy living.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
Exercise is labor without weariness.
Labor or exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundances, and helps nature in those secret distributions without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor nor the soul act with cheerfulness.